Yesterday I was thinking about how a couple of weeks ago how funny it was when my roommate came in drunk, which he then showered and relieved himself. While standing up from the pot, he apparently stood up too quick and blacked out, and almost hit his head on the countertop. I was only aware of him coming in and knocking over his little trashbin, he told the rest day after. Well yesterday later on I came back into the room, and needed to piss, go about my business noticing the bathroom was still humid from my roommate taking a shower. After I finish I open the door and put my left foot out and slipped, almost doing the splits, hit the ass bone hard, and throw my head backwards hitting the door knob and shutting the door.

Moral of the story: Karma kids, karma.